Having heard months of radio advertising and seeing slick marketing around for the new Calender Girls "Aucklands first premier 5 star strip club" I was eager to check this place out. So to celebrate an anonymous female friends birthday my female friend and I decided to give Calender Girls a try.
So past the friendly bouncer and up the stairs we went to be greeted by a burly man through a hole in the wall who then asked for the cover charge of $25 dollars. "Do you have a discount for Birthday Girls?" My friend asked in her most charming manner. No was the answer and $50 dollars later we were inside Calender Girls. Bloody hell! we thought.
Oh well lets get a drink sit down and enjoy the show. $15 later for 2 red bulls we were seated along the wall with our stripper money in hand. The first girl was an attractive young brunette with little titties we watched her mill around the stage looking bored and then noticed she had something bulky in her underwear. "Hey whats in that girls pants do you reckon that girls on her rag" I said to my friend. "Bloody Hell maybe" she replied. "It could be a wad of cash" I joked. But after the dance had finished and her panties remained on our suspicions grew. "Gross" we said.
The next Girl was a very tall brunette with almost no boobs at all, "Bloody hell I have bigger tits than her" I said to my friend. At least she took all her kit off. But then we watched her mill around looking bored also. We were not impressed and refused her a tip. Although we felt bad and gave her our remaining money when we left to make up for our snobbery.
The next girl was a blonde with a bad weave with weird boobs but hey she was pretty mean on the poll doing some pretty impressive poll moves. Again the panties stayed on. Boring! Then the girls just kept getting averager and dumpier and the panties stayed on. Were they all on their rag? lol. To relieve the boredom I bought a Speights beer for how much? $10 ....what is this magic beer? I thought to myself but dared not say aloud because the bar staff looked pretty aggresive and no doubt doubled as bouncers.
We watched the girls pull nerdy lil asian guys into rooms for lap dances and watched the guys come out with goofy grins on their faces which was mildly amusing.
All the while we were thinking this place has a lot to learn. Although it was a far cry from Bobbies bar in Mount Maunganui arguably the worst strip club in the world it was no Show Girls where the entry is free for the ladies and completely free before 7pm and all the drinks are standard price. The bar staff are buxom young pretty girls and the dancers take their panties off and have in most cases impressive racks and are smoking hot.
So for $95 we got entry had a red bull each and I got a beer and $20 stripper money of which they gave me two $5 notes which was a tip that no dancer deserved that night.
So all in all Auckland already had a 5 star venue and it's called Show Girls The music's better the layout is better the dancers are better the prices are waaaaaaay better and you're not intimidated by the bar staff and P.S The girls are not on their rag. lol
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